O TRADUTOR DO SR. GUGAS

Não sei se sabem mas o Sr. Gugas tem um tradutor de serviço e em simultâneo.
Ora, como eu tenho uma petição on-line que necessitava de ser traduzida, pelo menos em inglês, resolvi entregá-la ao tradutor do Sr. Gugas.
E ele devolveu-me, logo, logo, a bela da tradução assim:
ON-LINE PETITION TO PREVENT THAT ONE OF Broa MEL IS FOOD FOR EUROPEAN Hungry Mouth

Because I think this specimen a melody,
Because I think this man a Melografia,
Because I am a Melómaníaca,
Because it can still end up in a melodrama,
Because this drop-of-honey to come to talk about things,
Because he is not a camel,
Because he is a beautiful quince,
Because you need to talk or anything ... because yes,
Why can talk all ... why not?
Because all the other talking about everything and anything and everything and for nothing and not to provide anything.
I propose that no woman (we are as men, we are not?) Vote on it to go to Europe, which would be par (a) Regulation.
Why? (Still wondering ... Ufff!)
Because what is good and beautiful is not to export,
Because all the others I do not mind not to see them or hear around here,
Paulo Portas is why you should be head-to-list, because the brothers should never be separated.
Register here this my petition.
Give this real gem of honey to prove that those European pindéricas was good it was, it would be pretty good and the ... but it is national, it is good and not for export.
European Pindéricas here do: put fingerprints on the screens of your pc's, let the shameless brand of your lipsticks, resent this petition, invent melodrama, melancolizem, and, above all, that give you free and cheap, are a great MELÃO.

A silky muaaaaaaaaaa for you.

E como se isto não bastasse ainda me disse, à laia de bónus, que o Yul Brynner era um Peach Carec !!!!!

O Tradutor anda aí e, com toda a certeza, também traduz os vossos blogues.